Thursday, February 19, 2015


Sup, punk?

Here's the full step-by-step process of
how I build these masterpieces:

Step 1: meet viewer's mom

Step 2: take viewer's mom out for a nice lobster dinner

Step 3: never call viewer's mom again

Still not digging the color correction this site does on pictures.
Shoutout to Sebastian "Sea Bass" Kruger on the eyes trick.

Step 4: split back to the shack where
I got my other chick at.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Annual *SKATE* Board Meeting

Don't forget to eat your SlimJims, all you pussies and pansies.
Proposed title:

and that time he got shit-housed and walked
 home from the bar, only to find himself
ambushed and shot by a total babe who he
probably has a history with.

$$ James Arthur Crumly, Sean Monaghan collaboration $$

Mixed media 

fire flames process work!!!


Detail, bitch.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Old Dirt Bastard, Live and Uncut.

Hella washed out but you get the idea.
I'll post a nice beefed up one in a lil.

Benjamin Shanklin

You know I'm all about fly kicks and ice picks,
come on, homie, I'm waiting for you to try shit.
I punch your teeth in, hit you where your eye sits.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Party, karamu, fiesta, forever.

PA POW. I'm back, you silly bitches. Right up in your grill. Saw the new Hunger
Games yesterday. Saw those leaked pictures of J Law's boobies a few months ago.
Both were pretty good if you're into J Law.

Here's some Vintage 80's RARE Baroque process work.

The Ongoing Adventures of Spacehole

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Good Girl Gone Bad

I could have another you in a minute.
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Homie the Clown

We don't listen to people who don't like us.
We do whatever we want to whomever we want.

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Wiggety what?

I pray daily, with every fiber of my being,
that you get stabbed by a bum in broad daylight.

Never realized how washed out images look on this page.
S'posed to be way darker.

Mos Def bumps heavy in the wizard community

no text yall

Friday, May 9, 2014

Spirit Animal

Ancient Hawaiian saying:
Gangster rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Dunkin Dilla

A magic genie is what I am. Did
somebody say the name, Kazaam?

Snacking on some of the man's beats

Friday, March 7, 2014

Ill Vibe

When I'm in the place you know my shit be absurd.According to Q-Tip,
Busta Rhymes has the crustiest thumbs in the land."They looked like
jagged pieces of metal dipped in chocolate."